Don't Drink and Drive
Auckland, New Zealand, a place where public transport is not the most reliable and people are therefore often tempted by the comfort of their own car after a night out. In order to help prevent drink drivers the police would put measures in place to catch those abusing the use of their car after a drink or two.
Ok, where is this going? Had I been on a night out before a race? Nope! Quite the opposite actually. I had eaten my pasta, chicken, and veg, hydrated and was asleep by 9pm. Standard. My partner, Jack, and I had a 10km on the Saturday morning, and we left the house in a bit of made flurry to make sure we were on the road in time. Prior to leaving home we did all the normal things you would do in the morning. We had coffee, breakfast, brushed our teeth, rinsed with mouthwash etc., and we were on our way.
The highway entrance was approx. a 3-minute drive from our house, and we noticed some flashing lights up ahead. I remember thinking “great, we really have time for a breathalyser test right now!” It was not what we needed that morning! Jack was driving, and wound down the window with a smile. We were sat there with our numbers pinned on our shirts; all race ready; clearly not driving home from a night out!
It actually blew my mind when Jack then tested positive for alcohol in his system. The officer was almost as shocked as us. Then started questioning how much he drank last night. We started racking our brains thinking about when the last time was that he had a beer, and if it could still be in his system. The officer said he needed to test again, but if it was positive, he would need to have his rights read to him, and be taken to the station for the offence drink driving. We agreed to test again, as there was no way that a beer a week ago was affecting his driving or judgement. Yep, positive!
I was a bit concerned that Jack was being taken to the police station, but also pretty pissed that we were now running really late for the race. Priorities!! Part of me thought, “ah I could race, and then go and pick him up!” I started to climb over to the driver's seat, and the police officer questioned what I was doing. I mean, it was my car too, I wasn’t going to just leave it on the side of the highway. However, apparently, as I had been “caught” as a passenger with a driver who was “drink driving”, he needed to breathalyse me before I could drive off. Yep, positive! WHAT WAS GOING ON?! We semi started arguing with the officer, saying that the machine must be broken, but let’s face it, they have probably heard that from thousands of drunk idiots!
So, Jack was about to be taken to the police station, I was one positive test away from joining him, the police were threatening to take our car away, it became clear that this race was not happening today.
Whilst the officer was resetting the breathalyser test, I had drink of water. It then dawned on me that I still had that mouthwash taste…. Surely it couldn’t be the mouthwash?! I drank loads of water and rinsed my mouth, and then re-tested. Negative. Sadly, Jack wasn’t allowed to re-test until he got to the police station.
So, in conclusion, there were no PBs that morning, but also no criminal charges. Luckily Jack was able to sober up from his dental hygiene routine whilst in the station.
Moral of the story, control the “controllables”, give yourself enough time on race morning, and buy alcohol free mouthwash!
ENGINE
Working on holding our MIKKOS score calories for longer blocks of time.
GYMNASTICS
This week, we will focus on rope climbing, doubleunders, and handstand push-ups in gymnastics. We will focus on the skill elements to help you with these movements! Whether you have these movements down or not, this class will help you improve in all these movements so you're ready to attack classes!
HYROX
We start to put together the pieces and do a mini HYROX
MOBILITY
We will go over full-body flow routines focusing on flexibility for full-body alignment.
PURE STRENGTH
In Pure Strength, we start the week with some percentage work on the close grip bench press, followed by heavy rows and a shoulder pump to finish. Wednesday, we worked up to a heavy single on the deadlift, with some tough drop sets followed by some heavy single leg work.
WEIGHTLIFTING
Snatch Focus this week, and we get into over-head squats before working into some Snatch High Pulls and Hang Snatch and then finish with some heavy Snatch singles!
Track Tuesday
Week two of our over/unders block, this week we move to 1km efforts.
Start time: 05:59 am
Session Length: 1 hour
Wednesday Ride
Wednesday ride* 5.59am BOTS. << use links/details from a few months back
4 X 8min at your best effort, what have you got?
Start time: 05:59am
Session Length: 1 hour
Location: BOTS - https://goo.gl/maps/6AwtJXW8nA45Cy9H8
The Coffee Run
Our classic builders set this week, 5min builds based on effort! A great tempo run.
Start time: 05:59 am
Session length: 1 hour
Location: Common Grounds, Jumeirah Beach Track
Saturday Ride
Back to a long ride today, 105km in the group with some structured intervals to follow.
Start time: 05:59am
Session Length: 1 hour
Location: BOTS - https://goo.gl/maps/6AwtJXW8nA45Cy9H8
Sunday long run
Team IFE on Tour are 3 weeks out from the marathon in Munich, so they need to run long. Why not come along and support with some miles to? Message sh@innerfight.com to find out more.
Start time: 05:29am
Session Length: 1 hour
Location: From InnerFight
Monday
Time: 5:59am & 5:59pm
Location: InnerFight
Session: Ladies Only Tempo
Today we will hold tempo for 2 long blocks and one shorter block. Keep asking yourself if you are running a 7/10 effort during this session.
Tuesday
Time: 5:59am
Location: Sports City
Session: Track Tuesday
This week our over/unders have increased from 800m to 1000m. Paces are the same as last week. This is your chance to run fast with the wider InnerFight Endurance Community and Coaches.
Wednesday
Time: 5:59am & 5:59pm
Location: InnerFight
Session: Ladies Only Intervals
We will be running our intervals around the Olivia apartments this week for 1 loop and then in the park for a shorter loop. Try and pick up the pace on the shorter park loops.
Friday
Time: 5:59am
Location: Kite Beach
Session: The Coffee Run
This week our efforts will build from 4/10 to 7/10 over 3 blocks of builders. You therefore have 3 attempts to hit that 7/10 feeling. We recommend that you do not start off too fast on this one.
Sunday
Time: 5:29am
Location: InnerFight
Session: Long Run
We will be running from InnerFight this Sunday. There are various options from 15km to 35km depending on which races you have coming up. If you would rather run for time, that is also fine! Routes will be shared in WhatsApp and on TrainingPeaks.
We will kick the week off on Monday with heavy single-leg work and move on to a fast interval workout. Tuesday is about the sandbags with a tough set of EMOMs followed by a partner workout. Wednesday, we have more focus on our strict pull-ups and then a gymnastics and running-based workout. Thursday, we will hit some technical work on a clean complex and follow it up with some heavy clean singles, followed by a tough and fast-paced workout with rowing cleans and wall balls. Friday, we finish the week with some heavy Jerks in the skill and then a gruelling chipper.
Monday:
Strength:
Walking Dumbell Lunges
Conditioning:
In a 2 min window
25 KB Sumo deadlift (2x24/16)
Amrap DU
rest 2 mins
In a 2 min window
16 Weighted Box Step Ups 1 x KB 24/16
AMRAP Cals Bike
rest 2 mins
x3
Tuesday:
Strength:
Building Weight Sandbag To Shoulder
Conditioning:
In Pairs
100 sandbags to shoulder (80/50)
Every 4 mins
1 car park lap farmers carry 2 x 32/24
Wednesday:
Strength:
A) Strict Pull Ups
B) KB Push Press + Pull Ups + Side Plank
Conditioning:
16 min amrap
Pool Run
10 burpee pull-ups
3 wall walks
Thursday:
Strength:
A) Clean Pull + Hang Squat Clean + Front Squat
B) Squat Clean
Conditioning:
For time:
500/400m row
30 squat clean (60/40)
50 WallBalls
Friday:
Strength:
A) Push Jerk
Conditioning:
It's an awesome triplet to end the week! Therapyyyyy!
Auckland, New Zealand, a place where public transport is not the most reliable and people are therefore often tempted by the comfort of their own car after a night out. In order to help prevent drink drivers the police would put measures in place to catch those abusing the use of their car after a drink or two.
Ok, where is this going? Had I been on a night out before a race? Nope! Quite the opposite actually. I had eaten my pasta, chicken, and veg, hydrated and was asleep by 9pm. Standard. My partner, Jack, and I had a 10km on the Saturday morning, and we left the house in a bit of made flurry to make sure we were on the road in time. Prior to leaving home we did all the normal things you would do in the morning. We had coffee, breakfast, brushed our teeth, rinsed with mouthwash etc., and we were on our way.
The highway entrance was approx. a 3-minute drive from our house, and we noticed some flashing lights up ahead. I remember thinking “great, we really have time for a breathalyser test right now!” It was not what we needed that morning! Jack was driving, and wound down the window with a smile. We were sat there with our numbers pinned on our shirts; all race ready; clearly not driving home from a night out!
It actually blew my mind when Jack then tested positive for alcohol in his system. The officer was almost as shocked as us. Then started questioning how much he drank last night. We started racking our brains thinking about when the last time was that he had a beer, and if it could still be in his system. The officer said he needed to test again, but if it was positive, he would need to have his rights read to him, and be taken to the station for the offence drink driving. We agreed to test again, as there was no way that a beer a week ago was affecting his driving or judgement. Yep, positive!
I was a bit concerned that Jack was being taken to the police station, but also pretty pissed that we were now running really late for the race. Priorities!! Part of me thought, “ah I could race, and then go and pick him up!” I started to climb over to the driver's seat, and the police officer questioned what I was doing. I mean, it was my car too, I wasn’t going to just leave it on the side of the highway. However, apparently, as I had been “caught” as a passenger with a driver who was “drink driving”, he needed to breathalyse me before I could drive off. Yep, positive! WHAT WAS GOING ON?! We semi started arguing with the officer, saying that the machine must be broken, but let’s face it, they have probably heard that from thousands of drunk idiots!
So, Jack was about to be taken to the police station, I was one positive test away from joining him, the police were threatening to take our car away, it became clear that this race was not happening today.
Whilst the officer was resetting the breathalyser test, I had drink of water. It then dawned on me that I still had that mouthwash taste…. Surely it couldn’t be the mouthwash?! I drank loads of water and rinsed my mouth, and then re-tested. Negative. Sadly, Jack wasn’t allowed to re-test until he got to the police station.
So, in conclusion, there were no PBs that morning, but also no criminal charges. Luckily Jack was able to sober up from his dental hygiene routine whilst in the station.
Moral of the story, control the “controllables”, give yourself enough time on race morning, and buy alcohol free mouthwash!
Track Tuesday
Week two of our over/unders block, this week we move to 1km efforts.
Start time: 05:59 am
Session Length: 1 hour
Wednesday Ride
Wednesday ride* 5.59am BOTS. << use links/details from a few months back
4 X 8min at your best effort, what have you got?
Start time: 05:59am
Session Length: 1 hour
Location: BOTS - https://goo.gl/maps/6AwtJXW8nA45Cy9H8
The Coffee Run
Our classic builders set this week, 5min builds based on effort! A great tempo run.
Start time: 05:59 am
Session length: 1 hour
Location: Common Grounds, Jumeirah Beach Track
Saturday Ride
Back to a long ride today, 105km in the group with some structured intervals to follow.
Start time: 05:59am
Session Length: 1 hour
Location: BOTS - https://goo.gl/maps/6AwtJXW8nA45Cy9H8
Sunday long run
Team IFE on Tour are 3 weeks out from the marathon in Munich, so they need to run long. Why not come along and support with some miles to? Message sh@innerfight.com to find out more.
Start time: 05:29am
Session Length: 1 hour
Location: From InnerFight
Monday
Time: 5:59am & 5:59pm
Location: InnerFight
Session: Ladies Only Tempo
Today we will hold tempo for 2 long blocks and one shorter block. Keep asking yourself if you are running a 7/10 effort during this session.
Tuesday
Time: 5:59am
Location: Sports City
Session: Track Tuesday
This week our over/unders have increased from 800m to 1000m. Paces are the same as last week. This is your chance to run fast with the wider InnerFight Endurance Community and Coaches.
Wednesday
Time: 5:59am & 5:59pm
Location: InnerFight
Session: Ladies Only Intervals
We will be running our intervals around the Olivia apartments this week for 1 loop and then in the park for a shorter loop. Try and pick up the pace on the shorter park loops.
Friday
Time: 5:59am
Location: Kite Beach
Session: The Coffee Run
This week our efforts will build from 4/10 to 7/10 over 3 blocks of builders. You therefore have 3 attempts to hit that 7/10 feeling. We recommend that you do not start off too fast on this one.
Sunday
Time: 5:29am
Location: InnerFight
Session: Long Run
We will be running from InnerFight this Sunday. There are various options from 15km to 35km depending on which races you have coming up. If you would rather run for time, that is also fine! Routes will be shared in WhatsApp and on TrainingPeaks.
We will kick the week off on Monday with heavy single-leg work and move on to a fast interval workout. Tuesday is about the sandbags with a tough set of EMOMs followed by a partner workout. Wednesday, we have more focus on our strict pull-ups and then a gymnastics and running-based workout. Thursday, we will hit some technical work on a clean complex and follow it up with some heavy clean singles, followed by a tough and fast-paced workout with rowing cleans and wall balls. Friday, we finish the week with some heavy Jerks in the skill and then a gruelling chipper.
Monday:
Strength:
Walking Dumbell Lunges
Conditioning:
In a 2 min window
25 KB Sumo deadlift (2x24/16)
Amrap DU
rest 2 mins
In a 2 min window
16 Weighted Box Step Ups 1 x KB 24/16
AMRAP Cals Bike
rest 2 mins
x3
Tuesday:
Strength:
Building Weight Sandbag To Shoulder
Conditioning:
In Pairs
100 sandbags to shoulder (80/50)
Every 4 mins
1 car park lap farmers carry 2 x 32/24
Wednesday:
Strength:
A) Strict Pull Ups
B) KB Push Press + Pull Ups + Side Plank
Conditioning:
16 min amrap
Pool Run
10 burpee pull-ups
3 wall walks
Thursday:
Strength:
A) Clean Pull + Hang Squat Clean + Front Squat
B) Squat Clean
Conditioning:
For time:
500/400m row
30 squat clean (60/40)
50 WallBalls
Friday:
Strength:
A) Push Jerk
Conditioning:
It's an awesome triplet to end the week! Therapyyyyy!
ENGINE
Working on holding our MIKKOS score calories for longer blocks of time.
GYMNASTICS
This week, we will focus on rope climbing, doubleunders, and handstand push-ups in gymnastics. We will focus on the skill elements to help you with these movements! Whether you have these movements down or not, this class will help you improve in all these movements so you're ready to attack classes!
HYROX
We start to put together the pieces and do a mini HYROX
MOBILITY
We will go over full-body flow routines focusing on flexibility for full-body alignment.
PURE STRENGTH
In Pure Strength, we start the week with some percentage work on the close grip bench press, followed by heavy rows and a shoulder pump to finish. Wednesday, we worked up to a heavy single on the deadlift, with some tough drop sets followed by some heavy single leg work.
WEIGHTLIFTING
Snatch Focus this week, and we get into over-head squats before working into some Snatch High Pulls and Hang Snatch and then finish with some heavy Snatch singles!
Auckland, New Zealand, a place where public transport is not the most reliable and people are therefore often tempted by the comfort of their own car after a night out. In order to help prevent drink drivers the police would put measures in place to catch those abusing the use of their car after a drink or two.
Ok, where is this going? Had I been on a night out before a race? Nope! Quite the opposite actually. I had eaten my pasta, chicken, and veg, hydrated and was asleep by 9pm. Standard. My partner, Jack, and I had a 10km on the Saturday morning, and we left the house in a bit of made flurry to make sure we were on the road in time. Prior to leaving home we did all the normal things you would do in the morning. We had coffee, breakfast, brushed our teeth, rinsed with mouthwash etc., and we were on our way.
The highway entrance was approx. a 3-minute drive from our house, and we noticed some flashing lights up ahead. I remember thinking “great, we really have time for a breathalyser test right now!” It was not what we needed that morning! Jack was driving, and wound down the window with a smile. We were sat there with our numbers pinned on our shirts; all race ready; clearly not driving home from a night out!
It actually blew my mind when Jack then tested positive for alcohol in his system. The officer was almost as shocked as us. Then started questioning how much he drank last night. We started racking our brains thinking about when the last time was that he had a beer, and if it could still be in his system. The officer said he needed to test again, but if it was positive, he would need to have his rights read to him, and be taken to the station for the offence drink driving. We agreed to test again, as there was no way that a beer a week ago was affecting his driving or judgement. Yep, positive!
I was a bit concerned that Jack was being taken to the police station, but also pretty pissed that we were now running really late for the race. Priorities!! Part of me thought, “ah I could race, and then go and pick him up!” I started to climb over to the driver's seat, and the police officer questioned what I was doing. I mean, it was my car too, I wasn’t going to just leave it on the side of the highway. However, apparently, as I had been “caught” as a passenger with a driver who was “drink driving”, he needed to breathalyse me before I could drive off. Yep, positive! WHAT WAS GOING ON?! We semi started arguing with the officer, saying that the machine must be broken, but let’s face it, they have probably heard that from thousands of drunk idiots!
So, Jack was about to be taken to the police station, I was one positive test away from joining him, the police were threatening to take our car away, it became clear that this race was not happening today.
Whilst the officer was resetting the breathalyser test, I had drink of water. It then dawned on me that I still had that mouthwash taste…. Surely it couldn’t be the mouthwash?! I drank loads of water and rinsed my mouth, and then re-tested. Negative. Sadly, Jack wasn’t allowed to re-test until he got to the police station.
So, in conclusion, there were no PBs that morning, but also no criminal charges. Luckily Jack was able to sober up from his dental hygiene routine whilst in the station.
Moral of the story, control the “controllables”, give yourself enough time on race morning, and buy alcohol free mouthwash!
Monday
Time: 5:59am & 5:59pm
Location: InnerFight
Session: Ladies Only Tempo
Today we will hold tempo for 2 long blocks and one shorter block. Keep asking yourself if you are running a 7/10 effort during this session.
Tuesday
Time: 5:59am
Location: Sports City
Session: Track Tuesday
This week our over/unders have increased from 800m to 1000m. Paces are the same as last week. This is your chance to run fast with the wider InnerFight Endurance Community and Coaches.
Wednesday
Time: 5:59am & 5:59pm
Location: InnerFight
Session: Ladies Only Intervals
We will be running our intervals around the Olivia apartments this week for 1 loop and then in the park for a shorter loop. Try and pick up the pace on the shorter park loops.
Friday
Time: 5:59am
Location: Kite Beach
Session: The Coffee Run
This week our efforts will build from 4/10 to 7/10 over 3 blocks of builders. You therefore have 3 attempts to hit that 7/10 feeling. We recommend that you do not start off too fast on this one.
Sunday
Time: 5:29am
Location: InnerFight
Session: Long Run
We will be running from InnerFight this Sunday. There are various options from 15km to 35km depending on which races you have coming up. If you would rather run for time, that is also fine! Routes will be shared in WhatsApp and on TrainingPeaks.
We will kick the week off on Monday with heavy single-leg work and move on to a fast interval workout. Tuesday is about the sandbags with a tough set of EMOMs followed by a partner workout. Wednesday, we have more focus on our strict pull-ups and then a gymnastics and running-based workout. Thursday, we will hit some technical work on a clean complex and follow it up with some heavy clean singles, followed by a tough and fast-paced workout with rowing cleans and wall balls. Friday, we finish the week with some heavy Jerks in the skill and then a gruelling chipper.
Monday:
Strength:
Walking Dumbell Lunges
Conditioning:
In a 2 min window
25 KB Sumo deadlift (2x24/16)
Amrap DU
rest 2 mins
In a 2 min window
16 Weighted Box Step Ups 1 x KB 24/16
AMRAP Cals Bike
rest 2 mins
x3
Tuesday:
Strength:
Building Weight Sandbag To Shoulder
Conditioning:
In Pairs
100 sandbags to shoulder (80/50)
Every 4 mins
1 car park lap farmers carry 2 x 32/24
Wednesday:
Strength:
A) Strict Pull Ups
B) KB Push Press + Pull Ups + Side Plank
Conditioning:
16 min amrap
Pool Run
10 burpee pull-ups
3 wall walks
Thursday:
Strength:
A) Clean Pull + Hang Squat Clean + Front Squat
B) Squat Clean
Conditioning:
For time:
500/400m row
30 squat clean (60/40)
50 WallBalls
Friday:
Strength:
A) Push Jerk
Conditioning:
It's an awesome triplet to end the week! Therapyyyyy!
ENGINE
Working on holding our MIKKOS score calories for longer blocks of time.
GYMNASTICS
This week, we will focus on rope climbing, doubleunders, and handstand push-ups in gymnastics. We will focus on the skill elements to help you with these movements! Whether you have these movements down or not, this class will help you improve in all these movements so you're ready to attack classes!
HYROX
We start to put together the pieces and do a mini HYROX
MOBILITY
We will go over full-body flow routines focusing on flexibility for full-body alignment.
PURE STRENGTH
In Pure Strength, we start the week with some percentage work on the close grip bench press, followed by heavy rows and a shoulder pump to finish. Wednesday, we worked up to a heavy single on the deadlift, with some tough drop sets followed by some heavy single leg work.
WEIGHTLIFTING
Snatch Focus this week, and we get into over-head squats before working into some Snatch High Pulls and Hang Snatch and then finish with some heavy Snatch singles!
Track Tuesday
Week two of our over/unders block, this week we move to 1km efforts.
Start time: 05:59 am
Session Length: 1 hour
Wednesday Ride
Wednesday ride* 5.59am BOTS. << use links/details from a few months back
4 X 8min at your best effort, what have you got?
Start time: 05:59am
Session Length: 1 hour
Location: BOTS - https://goo.gl/maps/6AwtJXW8nA45Cy9H8
The Coffee Run
Our classic builders set this week, 5min builds based on effort! A great tempo run.
Start time: 05:59 am
Session length: 1 hour
Location: Common Grounds, Jumeirah Beach Track
Saturday Ride
Back to a long ride today, 105km in the group with some structured intervals to follow.
Start time: 05:59am
Session Length: 1 hour
Location: BOTS - https://goo.gl/maps/6AwtJXW8nA45Cy9H8
Sunday long run
Team IFE on Tour are 3 weeks out from the marathon in Munich, so they need to run long. Why not come along and support with some miles to? Message sh@innerfight.com to find out more.
Start time: 05:29am
Session Length: 1 hour
Location: From InnerFight
Auckland, New Zealand, a place where public transport is not the most reliable and people are therefore often tempted by the comfort of their own car after a night out. In order to help prevent drink drivers the police would put measures in place to catch those abusing the use of their car after a drink or two.
Ok, where is this going? Had I been on a night out before a race? Nope! Quite the opposite actually. I had eaten my pasta, chicken, and veg, hydrated and was asleep by 9pm. Standard. My partner, Jack, and I had a 10km on the Saturday morning, and we left the house in a bit of made flurry to make sure we were on the road in time. Prior to leaving home we did all the normal things you would do in the morning. We had coffee, breakfast, brushed our teeth, rinsed with mouthwash etc., and we were on our way.
The highway entrance was approx. a 3-minute drive from our house, and we noticed some flashing lights up ahead. I remember thinking “great, we really have time for a breathalyser test right now!” It was not what we needed that morning! Jack was driving, and wound down the window with a smile. We were sat there with our numbers pinned on our shirts; all race ready; clearly not driving home from a night out!
It actually blew my mind when Jack then tested positive for alcohol in his system. The officer was almost as shocked as us. Then started questioning how much he drank last night. We started racking our brains thinking about when the last time was that he had a beer, and if it could still be in his system. The officer said he needed to test again, but if it was positive, he would need to have his rights read to him, and be taken to the station for the offence drink driving. We agreed to test again, as there was no way that a beer a week ago was affecting his driving or judgement. Yep, positive!
I was a bit concerned that Jack was being taken to the police station, but also pretty pissed that we were now running really late for the race. Priorities!! Part of me thought, “ah I could race, and then go and pick him up!” I started to climb over to the driver's seat, and the police officer questioned what I was doing. I mean, it was my car too, I wasn’t going to just leave it on the side of the highway. However, apparently, as I had been “caught” as a passenger with a driver who was “drink driving”, he needed to breathalyse me before I could drive off. Yep, positive! WHAT WAS GOING ON?! We semi started arguing with the officer, saying that the machine must be broken, but let’s face it, they have probably heard that from thousands of drunk idiots!
So, Jack was about to be taken to the police station, I was one positive test away from joining him, the police were threatening to take our car away, it became clear that this race was not happening today.
Whilst the officer was resetting the breathalyser test, I had drink of water. It then dawned on me that I still had that mouthwash taste…. Surely it couldn’t be the mouthwash?! I drank loads of water and rinsed my mouth, and then re-tested. Negative. Sadly, Jack wasn’t allowed to re-test until he got to the police station.
So, in conclusion, there were no PBs that morning, but also no criminal charges. Luckily Jack was able to sober up from his dental hygiene routine whilst in the station.
Moral of the story, control the “controllables”, give yourself enough time on race morning, and buy alcohol free mouthwash!
Auckland, New Zealand, a place where public transport is not the most reliable and people are therefore often tempted by the comfort of their own car after a night out. In order to help prevent drink drivers the police would put measures in place to catch those abusing the use of their car after a drink or two.
Ok, where is this going? Had I been on a night out before a race? Nope! Quite the opposite actually. I had eaten my pasta, chicken, and veg, hydrated and was asleep by 9pm. Standard. My partner, Jack, and I had a 10km on the Saturday morning, and we left the house in a bit of made flurry to make sure we were on the road in time. Prior to leaving home we did all the normal things you would do in the morning. We had coffee, breakfast, brushed our teeth, rinsed with mouthwash etc., and we were on our way.
The highway entrance was approx. a 3-minute drive from our house, and we noticed some flashing lights up ahead. I remember thinking “great, we really have time for a breathalyser test right now!” It was not what we needed that morning! Jack was driving, and wound down the window with a smile. We were sat there with our numbers pinned on our shirts; all race ready; clearly not driving home from a night out!
It actually blew my mind when Jack then tested positive for alcohol in his system. The officer was almost as shocked as us. Then started questioning how much he drank last night. We started racking our brains thinking about when the last time was that he had a beer, and if it could still be in his system. The officer said he needed to test again, but if it was positive, he would need to have his rights read to him, and be taken to the station for the offence drink driving. We agreed to test again, as there was no way that a beer a week ago was affecting his driving or judgement. Yep, positive!
I was a bit concerned that Jack was being taken to the police station, but also pretty pissed that we were now running really late for the race. Priorities!! Part of me thought, “ah I could race, and then go and pick him up!” I started to climb over to the driver's seat, and the police officer questioned what I was doing. I mean, it was my car too, I wasn’t going to just leave it on the side of the highway. However, apparently, as I had been “caught” as a passenger with a driver who was “drink driving”, he needed to breathalyse me before I could drive off. Yep, positive! WHAT WAS GOING ON?! We semi started arguing with the officer, saying that the machine must be broken, but let’s face it, they have probably heard that from thousands of drunk idiots!
So, Jack was about to be taken to the police station, I was one positive test away from joining him, the police were threatening to take our car away, it became clear that this race was not happening today.
Whilst the officer was resetting the breathalyser test, I had drink of water. It then dawned on me that I still had that mouthwash taste…. Surely it couldn’t be the mouthwash?! I drank loads of water and rinsed my mouth, and then re-tested. Negative. Sadly, Jack wasn’t allowed to re-test until he got to the police station.
So, in conclusion, there were no PBs that morning, but also no criminal charges. Luckily Jack was able to sober up from his dental hygiene routine whilst in the station.
Moral of the story, control the “controllables”, give yourself enough time on race morning, and buy alcohol free mouthwash!